Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Insults
361. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.
Funny Sayings
363. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…
Funny Things
364. Ads That Show Perverted Among Us Characters with Women Privates Being Censored by Pop-it Toys
I'm not joking, this exists on YouTube. It's the pinnacle of the Zoomer generation, and even though I may be one, I still despise it. See also Cringe.
Funny Anti-Jokes
365. The Other Day, My Wife Asked Me for Her Lipstick, but I Accidentally Passed Her a Stick of Glue.
She still isn't talking to me. Any suggestions?
Funny Anti-Jokes
367. Never Break Someone's Heart. They Only Have One.
Break their bones instead. They have 206. See also Dark.
Funny Anti-Jokes
368. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.
Funny Anti-Jokes
369. I Visited My Friend at His New House. He Told Me to Make Myself at Home. So I Threw Him Out.
I hate having visitors.
