Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
361. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.
Funny Anti-Jokes
362. Never Break Someone's Heart. They Only Have One.
Break their bones instead. They have 206. See also Dark.
Funny Anti-Jokes
364. I Visited My Friend at His New House. He Told Me to Make Myself at Home. So I Threw Him Out.
I hate having visitors.
Funny Anti-Jokes
365. The Other Day, My Wife Asked Me for Her Lipstick, but I Accidentally Passed Her a Stick of Glue.
She still isn't talking to me. Any suggestions?
Funny Insults
369. I Hope That Google Says That a Restaurant is Open, Yet They're Closed when You Get to It.
This actually happened to me once. See also Restaurants, Technology.
Funny Names
370. Hutch Hutchinson
The first name is more of a nickname, but it’s still redundant. See also Redundant.
