Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Quotes
381. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”
―Lily Tomlin
Funny Things to Do
382. Do Homework at the Last Minute
What a classic middle school move. See also Homework, Schools.
Funny Advice
383. If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping on the Job...
Slowly raise your head while saying "in Jesus name, Amen." They will be bamboozled. Hopefully. See also Sleep.
Funny Advice
384. Skinny People Are Easier to Kidnap.
Maybe you should put on a bit of weight. Or don't. I'm not the boss.
Funny Books
385. "Do You Want to Play with My Balls?"
Someone made a YouTube video on this, and I gotta say...the writers knew what they were doing. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Drinks
386. Pussyfoot
Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.
Funny Drinks
387. Kumis
To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.
Funny Videos
389. An Elephant Having Explosive Diarrhea After Getting out of a Pool
Uh...what??? See also Scatological.