Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

Funny Observations

381. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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Funny Phrases

382. It's Just a Job...

Grass grows. Birds fly. Waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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Funny Questions

383. Why Are iPhone Chargers Not Called Apple Juice?

See also Technology.

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Funny Quotes

384. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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Funny Things to Do

385. Do Homework at the Last Minute

What a classic middle school move. See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Advice

386. If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping on the Job...

Slowly raise your head while saying "in Jesus name, Amen." They will be bamboozled. Hopefully. See also Sleep.

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Funny Advice

387. Skinny People Are Easier to Kidnap.

Maybe you should put on a bit of weight. Or don't. I'm not the boss.

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Funny Books

388. "Do You Want to Play with My Balls?"

Someone made a YouTube video on this, and I gotta say...the writers knew what they were doing. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Drinks

389. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

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Funny Drinks

390. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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