Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Things to Do
381. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep
Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.
Funny Advice
383. Don't Fall in Love.
Fall off a bridge instead. It hurts less. See also Love, Pain.
Funny Insults
384. Askhole
According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.
Funny Observations
385. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
Funny Phrases
386. It's Just a Job...
Grass grows. Birds fly. Waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Funny Quotes
388. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”
―Lily Tomlin
Funny Things to Do
389. Do Homework at the Last Minute
What a classic middle school move. See also Homework, Schools.
Funny Advice
390. If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping on the Job...
Slowly raise your head while saying "in Jesus name, Amen." They will be bamboozled. Hopefully. See also Sleep.