Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Things to Do
373. Ask for a Happy Meal with Extra Happy.
Then maybe even sue when you still feel depressed. See also Restaurants.
Funny Things to Do
374. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep
Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.
Funny Advice
376. Don't Fall in Love.
Fall off a bridge instead. It hurts less. See also Love, Pain.
Funny Insults
377. Askhole
According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.
Funny Observations
378. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
Funny Phrases
379. It's Just a Job...
Grass grows. Birds fly. Waves pound the sand. I beat people up.