Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

Funny Insults

331. Man, You'd be Quite Fit if You Ran as Much as Your Mouth

See also Exercise.

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Funny Observations

332. Common Sense is Like Deodorant

The people who need it most never use it.
Thank you, Anonymous.

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Funny Quotes

333. "You're Like Hitler, but Even Hitler Cared About Germany, or Something!"

-Morty

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Funny Quotes

334. “Truth Hurts. Maybe Not as Much as Jumping on a Bicycle with a Seat Missing, But It Hurts.”

―Lt. Frank Drebin

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Funny Sayings

335. I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Insulted.

Please wait a moment, I will get to you shortly.

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Funny Songs

336. All Dogs Go to Heaven, and All Cops Go to Hell

First of all, cops don't go to Hell. Second, where does Chase from Paw Patrol go? The Gulag? See also Dogs, Police.

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Funny Things

337. Chihuahuaspin.com

Sounds exactly what it is. Keep it open in the background, see how much spins you can get. See also Websites.

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Funny Advice

338. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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Funny Observations

339. Brushing Your Teeth Before Going to the Dentist is Kind of Like Cramming Before Taking a Test

See also Dentist, Teeth.

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Funny Observations

340. Every Day You Spend Multiple Hours Vividly Hallucinating. After That, You Wake Up and Eat the Meat of Other Animals for Energy Before Going off to Do Something You Don't Really Want to Do...in Exchange for Pieces of Paper.

That makes sense. See also Life.

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