Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Insults
441. Why Would You Want to Have Babies?
Don't pass your dumb genes to an innocent child! See also Children.
Funny Animals
442. Dik Dik
Looks like a mix between...an antelope and a...bunny I guess?? See also Sophomoric.
Funny Diseases
444. The Crud
Every time I get a cough & sore throat, my parents would say I got this. See also Made Up.
Funny Things to Do
446. Depressingly Sing “Happy Birthday” to Yourself in the Middle of a Food Court
Funny Sayings
447. I'm Not Clumsy
The floor just hates me; the table and chairs are bullies; and the walls get in my way.
Funny Phrases
449. My Wallet is Like an Onion.
Every time I open it, it makes me cry. See also Money.