Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

Funny Jobs

471. Sign Spinners

I can't tell where the hell I'm supposed to go! See also Confusing, Useless.

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Funny Observations

472. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face

See also Dairy.

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Funny Phrases

473. Bunnies Jump and Live for 8 Years. Dogs Run and Live for 15 Years. Turtles Do Nothing and Live for 150 Years.

Lesson learned.

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Funny Products

474. Thongies

For toddlers/infants that will be future strippers, I guess.

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Funny Quotes

475. “I’m Sick of Following My Dreams, Man. I’m Just Going to Ask Where They’re Going and Hook Up with ’em Later.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Things

476. The List of Ingredients and Calorie Count on a Bottle of Water

See also Useless, Water.

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Funny Things to Do

477. Sue McDonald's for Eating a Happy Meal but Still Being Depressed

See also Restaurants.

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Funny Things to Do

478. Following People Jogging in a Car While Blasting "Eye of the Tiger"

This may bring either motivation, confused looks from the jogger and/or others, or get yourself yelled at.

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Funny Things to Do

479. Go to a Petstore, Find Birdseed and Ask an Employee How Long It Will Take for the Birds to Grow.

What a pun. See also Birds, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

480. Call Pizza Hut and Ask Them for the Number to Domino's.

The perfect prank call. See also Pizza, Restaurants.

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Knocked Loose is the best fucking band.

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