Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Things to Do
471. Following People Jogging in a Car While Blasting "Eye of the Tiger"
This may bring either motivation, confused looks from the jogger and/or others, or get yourself yelled at.
Funny Things to Do
472. Go to a Petstore, Find Birdseed and Ask an Employee How Long It Will Take for the Birds to Grow.
Funny Things to Do
473. Call Pizza Hut and Ask Them for the Number to Domino's.
The perfect prank call. See also Pizza, Restaurants.
Funny Things to Do
474. Go Up to a Random Stranger and Begin to Tell Your Life Story.
It all started when I was born...
Funny Videos
476. Suction Cup Man
Inspired by a guy that tried to climb Trump Tower. Made by Piemations. Hilarious guy. See also Profanity.
Funny Things to Do
477. Putting Things Through Google Translate Multiple Times
Put it through a certain language, then back to English, then repeat. Being that it's not too accurate, the saying can get really screwed up after a while. See also Internet, Language.
Funny Advice
478. If You Can't Afford a Pet, Don't Get One
This is how you prevent pets from being in homes they shouldn't be in. See also Pets.
Funny Words
479. Impignorate
Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.
Funny Anti-Jokes
480. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?
1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.