Pretty sure someone can still choke on it. If so, the irony's hilarious. See also Candy.
-Thomas Sanders. Pretty sure many college/university students can relate. See also College.
Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.
Random stats:
27 featured entries needed to overtake Frank.
Most liked post of mine is 203 likes (How to fall down a flight of stairs.).
100th featured entry of mine is Sternutaphobia.
1st featured entry of mine is Monopoly.
75 featured entries needed to overtake Ryan.
Currently 6th in the Top Contributors leaderboard (again, not counting the Guest account, 1st is Ryan in this case).
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