Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Advice
481. If You Can't Afford a Pet, Don't Get One
This is how you prevent pets from being in homes they shouldn't be in. See also Pets.
Funny Words
482. Impignorate
Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.
Funny Anti-Jokes
483. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?
1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.
Funny People
484. Thunder Bolt
Usain Bolt's daughter. I get that your last name is Bolt, but come on! For a daughter? She's gonna get bullied to a pulp in school! See also Celebrities.
Funny Foods
485. Squid-ink Spaghetti
Seriously, who would eat crap that looks like it got burnt to a crisp?? See also Gross.
Funny Foods
486. Unicorn Balls
Literally shows a unicorn showing off its balls on the front. Refused to eat them because I would get grossed out by the picture.
Funny Sayings
487. Step on a Line, You Break Your Father's Spine.
All fun & games until the mailman ends up breaking his spine as you do it. As seen on Cyanide & Happiness. See also Violence.
Funny Anti-Jokes
488. How Do You Get on Inherently Funny Easily?
Type in the URL "inherentlyfunny.com" See also Internet.
Funny Observations
489. Algebra's Just Something else to Teach in Middle/high School
Seriously, when is this ever used in everyday lives? Put it in college for people who want to do architecture, or something! See also Schools, Unnecessary.
Funny TV Shows
490. Dr. Phil
So you can also experience severe family troubles! See also Families, Therapy.