Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

481. Go to a Petstore, Find Birdseed and Ask an Employee How Long It Will Take for the Birds to Grow.

What a pun. See also Birds, Pranks.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 1, 2021| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

482. Call Pizza Hut and Ask Them for the Number to Domino's.

The perfect prank call. See also Pizza, Restaurants.

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483. Go Up to a Random Stranger and Begin to Tell Your Life Story.

It all started when I was born...

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484. If Bread in French is Pain, then I Must Own an Entire F**king Bakery!

485. Suction Cup Man

Inspired by a guy that tried to climb Trump Tower. Made by Piemations. Hilarious guy. See also Profanity.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 29, 2021| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

486. Putting Things Through Google Translate Multiple Times

Put it through a certain language, then back to English, then repeat. Being that it's not too accurate, the saying can get really screwed up after a while. See also Internet, Language.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 24, 2021| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

487. If You Can't Afford a Pet, Don't Get One

This is how you prevent pets from being in homes they shouldn't be in. See also Pets.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 23, 2021| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

488. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 23, 2021| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

489. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 22, 2021| 7 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

490. Thunder Bolt

Usain Bolt's daughter. I get that your last name is Bolt, but come on! For a daughter? She's gonna get bullied to a pulp in school! See also Celebrities.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 22, 2021| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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