Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Phrases
461. Kale Makes Me Shiver
Unless you're part of a 2d autoscroller platformer game's community, you won't know what this means. See also Unpopular, Video Games.
Funny Toys
462. Bounce off
Abuse your table as you try to get lucky by bouncing ping pong balls into a grid! Also, I guess the producers DO want you to trash-talk your opponent. See also Board Games.
Funny Jobs
464. Sign Spinners
I can't tell where the hell I'm supposed to go! See also Confusing, Useless.
Funny Observations
465. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face
See also Dairy.
Funny Phrases
466. Bunnies Jump and Live for 8 Years. Dogs Run and Live for 15 Years. Turtles Do Nothing and Live for 150 Years.
Lesson learned.
Funny Quotes
468. “I’m Sick of Following My Dreams, Man. I’m Just Going to Ask Where They’re Going and Hook Up with ’em Later.”
―Mitch Hedberg
Funny Things to Do
470. Sue McDonald's for Eating a Happy Meal but Still Being Depressed
See also Restaurants.