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Funny Phrases

501. Practice Makes Perfect

That's BS, so what does practice make me?? See also Useless.

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Funny Phrases

502. You're Killing Me, Smalls!

Popular phrase from the movie "The Sandlot." I hear it a lot from my parents. See also Baseball.

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Funny Sayings

503. "If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would be a Freaking Airport."

Very true in today's society.

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Funny Things to Do

504. Yelling “Ding Dong” When the Doorbell is Broken

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Funny Anti-Jokes

505. I Decided I Should Get Some Excersise.

So I walked to Burger king and got 3 double Whoppers and proceeded to eat them while walking back. See also Fast Food, Restaurants.

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Funny Clothes

506. Adult Diapers

I guess some of us never mature.

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Funny Phrases

507. White "Bored"

I will never think of "board" when saying this. See also Schools.

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Funny Quotes

508. "This is Going to be an A*s-blasting B*tcheloid"

-Markiplier, AKA, Mr. Curse-a-lot See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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Funny Songs

509. Copenhagen

By Chris Ledoux. One lyric says he got kicked out of a saloon for spitting it on the floor. See also Tobacco.

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Funny Songs

510. "I'm Fat!"

By Weird Al Yankovic, parody of Michael Jackon's "I'm bad." Al's the CEO of making fun of Michael's songs, lmao. See also Obesity, Parodies.

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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Most liked post of mine is 216 likes (How to fall down a flight of stairs.).
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Currently 6th in the Top Contributors leaderboard (again, not counting the Guest account, 1st is Ryan in this case).

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