Funny Things

Funny Things

241. French Foreign Legion

From the Legionnaire's Code of Honour: "Proud of your status as legionnaire, you display this in your uniform which is always impeccable, your behaviour always dignified but modest, your living quarters always clean." See also Military, Tidy.

Added by Ryan on February 26, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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242. Vomitorium

Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on February 18, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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243. Shoe Phone

Sports Illustrated giveaway that inspired the line, "Hey Mom, I'm talking on a shoe!" See also 80's, Commercials.

Added by Brian on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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244. Mutton Chop Sideburns

See also 50's, Body, Hair.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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245. Singing Telegram

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on December 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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246. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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247. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 14, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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248. Torcano

Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.

Added by Chris on November 13, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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249. A Penetrating Gaze and a Courtly Manner

Two keys to seduction. See also Romance.

Added by Tyler on November 8, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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250. Robot Poop

See also Made Up, Scatological.

Added by Frank on October 30, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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