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241. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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242. Lunch Box

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243. Plinko

Many dreams have been lost or won on a game of Plinko. See also Television.

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244. French Foreign Legion

From the Legionnaire's Code of Honour: "Proud of your status as legionnaire, you display this in your uniform which is always impeccable, your behaviour always dignified but modest, your living quarters always clean." See also Military, Tidy.

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245. Vomitorium

Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.

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246. Shoe Phone

Sports Illustrated giveaway that inspired the line, "Hey Mom, I'm talking on a shoe!" See also 80's, Commercials.

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247. Mutton Chop Sideburns

See also 50's, Body, Hair.

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248. Singing Telegram

See also Old-Timey.

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249. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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250. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

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