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231. Butt Implants

Like these. See also Vanity.

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232. The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris. See also 90's, Video Games.

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233. Rat Tails

Not long ago a guy with a braided rat tail called me "Hooter Girl". I was not impressed. See also 80's.

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234. The Big Nickel

It's literally a giant nickel and the world's largest coin. See also Canadian.

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235. Carving Stations

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.

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236. Mull-Hawk

A combination of a mullet and mohawk that makes me want to vomit.

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237. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

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238. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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239. Lunch Box

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240. Plinko

Many dreams have been lost or won on a game of Plinko. See also Television.

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