Funny Things
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251. Bombardment
Elementary school gym class meets Darwin in this classic game of survival of the fittest!
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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256. Wrist Corsage
Try being over 18 and showing up for a date with one of these. See also Flowers.
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257. The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand
It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm. See also Commercials, Disney, Food.
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258. Cat Trap
I'm not sure what this is, but I'm sure it must exist and that it must be an elaborate contraption. Cats, by the way, are hard to catch.
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259. Renaissance Fairs
Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of earnest teenagers.
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260. Hairdana
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.