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253. Wrist Corsage
Try being over 18 and showing up for a date with one of these. See also Flowers.
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254. The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand
It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm. See also Commercials, Disney, Food.
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255. Cat Trap
I'm not sure what this is, but I'm sure it must exist and that it must be an elaborate contraption. Cats, by the way, are hard to catch.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing.
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256. Renaissance Fairs
Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of earnest teenagers.
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257. Hairdana
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.
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258. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
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260. The Leather of Imaginary Animals
There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.