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261. Renaissance Fairs
Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of earnest teenagers.
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262. Hairdana
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.
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263. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
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265. The Leather of Imaginary Animals
There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.
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266. Wicker
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267. Wood Chips
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268. Black Ice
A suburban menance second in perceived danger only to the undertow. See also Anxiety.
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270. Quadratic Equation
These are not only funny, but difficult to compute in your head. See also Math.