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261. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
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263. The Leather of Imaginary Animals
There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.
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264. Wicker
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265. Wood Chips
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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266. Black Ice
A suburban menance second in perceived danger only to the undertow. See also Anxiety.
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268. Quadratic Equation
These are not only funny, but difficult to compute in your head. See also Math.
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269. Beagle Harness
From James Thurber's My Friend McNulty. See also Animals, Made Up, Pets.