Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

131. Garbage Can

A little squirt of every type of pop (or soda as you Americans say) available from the fountain. Also known as "Swamp Water". See also Children.

Added by Robyn on June 3, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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132. Clamato Shop

Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it’s missing something… Wait, I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors to ever come together in a glass. See also Seafood.

Added by Robyn on June 1, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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133. Tang Shop

The official drink of space exploration. See also 60's.

Added by Robyn on June 1, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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134. Snuggler

Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on May 29, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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135. Hot Toddy

See also Alcohol.

Added by tangygnat on May 29, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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136. Sanka Shop

“I’ll have a decaf.”

“We have Sanka.” See also Coffee, Elderly.

Added by Tyler on May 14, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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137. Buttery Nipple

It has some kind of alcohol, (I usually put in Kaluha or Tortuga Rum) and a crap-load of butterscotch. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on April 21, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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138. Fancy Wine

You know, the good stuff. See also Alcohol, Pretentious.

Added by Brian on April 17, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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139. Screaming Orgasm

Vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream, Kahlua, and a dash of mook. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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140. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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