In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.
As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.
This always struck me as both juvenile and French. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny phrase.
Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.