According to Wikipedia, "toe cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp." See also Body.
As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol, Drinks.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.
This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.
A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.
Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner. See also 80's, Commercials, Stereotypes.