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61. Dried Plums

The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.

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62. Snarf! Snarf!

Catch phrase of the cowardly, elderly housecat Snarf of Thundercat fame. See also 80's, Cartoons, Television.

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63. Escape Goat

See also Malapropisms.

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64. Haywire Deluxe

Honest-to-goodness name of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

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65. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

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66. Aggressivly Fussy

A polite way to call someone a bitch.

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67. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

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68. Fancy Footwork

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69. Lickety-Split

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70. Chinese Sky Candy

Hip slang for fireworks. See also Holidays.

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