157 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Observations
22. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, it's probably because you're drunk.
See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
23. Amber Moon
Crack an egg into a glass and add some Tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce and liquor.
Results may vary from disgusting to strangely amazing. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
25. The Bad Ass
Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.
Funny Nicknames
26. Beernuts
What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.
Funny Drinks
27. The Chore
Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
28. The Drunk Teenager
A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.
Funny Drinks
29. Kickapoo Joy Juice
Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.