157 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Phrases
81. Booze & Hot Pants
According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.
Funny People
82. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah
Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.
Funny Drinks
83. Champipple
A fizzy and mind-blowing combination of cheap Champagne and equally cheap red wine (Ripple) . Posted in honor of the late Redd Foxx who starred in the TV sit-com "Sanford and Son". See also 70's, Alcohol, Sitcom.
Funny Books
84. I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Shop
Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.
Funny Phrases
86. Hobo Floto Voto
Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.
Funny Things to Do
87. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Drinks
88. Bird Shots
Just picture how a mother bird feeds it's chicks, then you're starting to get the idea. Works best after you've had a couple too many. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
89. Statue of Liberty
So, who's in for some Flaming Sambuca on their fingers? See also Alcohol.