43 Entries Tagged “Sports”

Funny Names

31. Dick Butkus

Widely regarded as one of the greatest football players, as well as one of the best football coaches, of all time. With a name like that though, you've gotta be tough. See also Football, Sophomoric, Sports.

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

32. Vinko Bogataj

Slovenian ski jumper you represented the "agony of defeat" in the oft-repeated introduction to ABC's Wide World of Sports. See also Sports, Television.

Added by Brian on June 23, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

33. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

34. The Infield Fly Rule

See also Baseball, Sports.

Added by Anthony on May 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

35. Snorkel

See also Sports.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

36. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

37. Touching the Rim

Dude, I touched the rim! Watch me touch the rim! See also Basketball, Sports.

Added by Brian on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

38. T-Shirt Cannons

Up here! Up here! Up here! See also Clothes, Sports.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

39. The Steagles

A professional football team created by combining the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles due to a player shortage during World War II. See also 40's, Sports, Teams.

Added by Brian on September 24, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

40. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.

Added by Dave on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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