38 Entries Tagged “Food”

21. Dried Plums

The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on December 23, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

22. Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger

Costanza style. See also Food.

Added by Robyn on October 15, 2007| 3 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

23. Smorgasbord

Same as a buffet, but more hilarious. See also Food, Swedish.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2007| 8 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

24. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

25. Where's the Beef?

And with that simple question, an old lady stole America's heart. See also 80's, Food.

Added by sharkweek on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

26. Cafetorium

Part cafeteria, part auditorium—come for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly. See also Food, Schools.

Added by a Guest on September 26, 2007| 3 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

27. A Potato Chip on Your Shoulder

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2007| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

29. Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

Funny Things

30. Vomitorium

Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on February 18, 2007| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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