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Funny Euphemisms

1. F-ck Book

In the Army back in the day, a porn magazine was called a "fuck book." See also Military.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. How Many Therapists Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Just one, but they must really want to change.

Added by Tim on October 16, 2023| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

3. What Did the 3-legged Dog Say when He Walked in the Bar?

Where's my paw?

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Funny Words

4. Handschuhe

German for “gloves.” Literally “hand shoes.” See also German.

Added by Tim on October 16, 2023| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

5. Are You Just Saying That to Shut Me Up?

Uniquely painful, people seeing right through you; because, OF COURSE that's why you're feigning compassion.

Added by Tim on June 7, 2017| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

Added by Tim on June 5, 2017| Comment | 142 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

7. Anti-Social Mood Disorder

Um, "being a jerk," right? See also Antisocial.

Added by Tim on June 4, 2017| 10 Comments | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

8. Jeeze

In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2017| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

9. Dick Assman

Not made up.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2017| 12 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

10. Dingleberry/ies

Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.

Added by Tim on April 28, 2010| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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