Funny Animals
Funny Animals
94. Drop Bears
One of Australia's most dangerous native carnivores. Also known as the killer koala. Its Latin name is Phascolarctos Carnivora. It is not a true bear, but is closely related to the koala. It lives in trees and drops down onto passing prey below, killing and eating it. To deter it, spread strong-smelling substances such as vegemite or toothpaste behind your ears. See also Animals, Koalas.
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Funny Animals
98. Pooshit
A cross between a poodle and shitzu. See also Dogs, Profanity, Sophomoric.