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121. If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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122. Love Many, Trust Few, Always Paddle Your Own Canoe

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123. Put Coconut Oil in the Pan when Cooking Kale

It makes scraping it into the trash easier. See also Heath, Life Hacks.

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124. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

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125. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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126. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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127. Try Not to Yell at Each Other Unless the House is on Fire

Marriage advice. See also Marriage.

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128. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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129. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

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130. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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