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141. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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142. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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143. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

Added by a Guest on July 19, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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144. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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145. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2017| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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146. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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147. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

Added by CallMeZero on May 19, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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148. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2017| 61 Comments | You Like This |

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149. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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