Funny Advice

Funny Advice

141. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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142. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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143. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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144. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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145. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

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146. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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147. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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148. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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149. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2017| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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