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111. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

Added by ahuman on March 24, 2019| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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112. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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113. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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114. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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115. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

Added by Josobeast on February 5, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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116. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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117. Be a Caterpillar

Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful. See also Insects.

Added by Kristen on January 7, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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120. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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