Funny Advice
Funny Advice
111. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming
I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.
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112. Be Like a Duck
Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.
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113. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger
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114. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food
It may taste bad, but hey, it works.
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115. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.
Steal the car. I believe in you.
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