Funny Advice
Funny Advice
101. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude
This is good advice, and it's nice.
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102. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"
Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.
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103. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.
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104. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home
Along the lines of "look but don't touch."
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105. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.
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106. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
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107. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.