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101. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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102. Don't Worry

Thanks, all my problems have magically vanished.

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103. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

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104. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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105. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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106. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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107. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

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108. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

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109. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

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110. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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