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71. Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend

My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts… See also Denim.

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72. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance

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73. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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74. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.

(I’m not sure it works tho.)

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75. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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76. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

No, seriously.

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77. To be Sure of Hitting the Target, Shoot First, and Call Whatever You Hit the Target

You’ll always win.

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78. Never Read the Words "COVID-19" to the Tune of the Song "Come on Eileen."

It never leaves you. See also 80's.

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79. If you're late, just say, "Sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down."

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80. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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