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31. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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32. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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33. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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34. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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35. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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36. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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37. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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38. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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39. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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40. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again

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