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31. Carry a Fork With You
If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.
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32. Always Remember that Removing the Vegetables from Your Burger Lowers the Calories
Or just eat well. See also Diets.
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33. If You Want to Look Young and Thin, Hang Around Fat, Old People
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34. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To
She knows all. See also Marriage.
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35. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming
You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.
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37. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40
Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.
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38. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments
Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.
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39. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It
It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.