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31. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To

She knows all. See also Marriage.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 27, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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32. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 13, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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33. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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34. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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35. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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36. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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37. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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39. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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40. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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