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51. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.
Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.
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52. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title
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53. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.
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54. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.
See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.
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55. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.
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56. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…
You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.
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58. Keep Your Toes on Your Feet
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59. Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend
My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts… See also Denim.