Funny Advice
Funny Advice
42. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again
Funny Advice
44. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
Funny Advice
45. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement
Works every time.
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46. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees
See also Love.
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47. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
See also Bathroom.