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41. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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42. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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43. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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44. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again

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45. How to Twerk

Step 1: Reconsider.

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46. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up

Works every time. See also Plants.

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47. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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48. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees

See also Love.

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49. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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50. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job

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