Funny Advice
Funny Advice
42. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
Funny Advice
43. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement
Works every time.
Funny Advice
44. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees
See also Love.
Funny Advice
45. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
See also Bathroom.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny advice.
Funny Advice
46. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job
Funny Advice
49. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It
Funny Advice
50. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch
That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.