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91. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

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92. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

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93. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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94. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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95. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

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96. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs

There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.

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97. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

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98. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Parents, Schools.

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99. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

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100. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

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