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22. When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper
Otherwise, you might walk out with one sock. See also Bathroom.
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23. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them
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24. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework
That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.
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25. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something
It that simple bro.
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26. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich
BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.
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28. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.
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29. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.
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30. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.
They’ll never ask to go back again.