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21. If You Want to Look Young and Thin, Hang Around Fat, Old People
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22. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To
She knows all. See also Marriage.
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23. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming
You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.
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25. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40
Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny advice.
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26. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments
Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.
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27. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It
It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.
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28. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee
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29. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors
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30. It’s the Thought That Counts...
So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.