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171. In a Barbershop with Two Barbers, Choose the Barber with the Worst Haircut

Think about it. See also Hair.

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172. Bop to the Top

And don't ever stop.

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173. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

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174. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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175. The One Who Cries the Hardest Wins the Argument

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176. Never Use Your Favorite Song as an Alarm

You'll start to hate it.

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177. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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178. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

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179. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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180. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang

Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.

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