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221. XYZPDQ

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222. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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223. Stop Drinking Haterade

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224. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

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225. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

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226. Take a Chill Pill

Best when accompanied by a rolling of the eyes. See also 80's.

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227. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches

Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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228. Hands Below the Gay-Line

Reminder to heterosexual male dancers to maintain composure and not raise their hands above their chest.

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229. Always Piss Down a Slope

I had to learn that the hard way. See also Bathroom.

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230. Play It Smart, But Play It Cool

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