Funny Advice
Funny Advice
201. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
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202. If You Meet a Man in a Saloon, Don't Come Crying to Me when You End Up with a Drunk
This advice was my mom's standard when I asked about finding a husband qnd marrying some day. The kicker is that she met my dad... yep, you guessed it, in a saloon. See also Love, Marriage.
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203. Put Some Prance in Your Dance
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204. Don't Sneeze When You're Pregnant and Have to Pee
So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.
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205. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.
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206. Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.
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207. A Cookie is a Sometime Food
To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.