Funny Advice
Funny Advice
181. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang
Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.
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182. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide
A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.
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183. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
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186. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.
I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.
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187. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations
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189. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet
An African proverb. See also African.