41 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Anti-Jokes

11. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

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Funny Animals

12. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

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Funny Questions

13. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

14. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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Funny Animals

15. Red-Lipped Batfish

The red-lipped batfish (or Galapagos batfish) is a weird looking fish found around the Galapagos Islands and off the shore of Peru. See also Fish.

Added by AnimalKing360 on April 20, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

16. If humans can see water, can fish see the air?

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

17. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

18. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

19. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

20. Boops Boops

This is an actual fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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