26 Entries Tagged “Lazy”
Funny Foods
12. Pre-Peeled Hard Boiled Eggs
Too lazy to peel hard-boiled eggs? Try pre-peeled. See also Lazy.
Funny Products
13. Motorized Ice Cream Cone Shop
A leading cause of fat wrists. See also Dessert, Lazy.
Funny Products
14. Ab Enhancer
Too lazy to go to the gym? Well, you're both pathetic and in luck. The Ab Enhancer is 3-by-3 frame you press on your stomach that supposedly shapes your stomach into a six-pack. See also Exercise, Lazy.
Funny Toys
15. Electronic Spin-the-Bottle Shop
For those who want to play spin-the-bottle but are too lazy to find an empty bottle. See also Lazy.
Funny Products
17. Self-Stirring Mug Shop
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.
Funny Insults
18. Schlumpadinka
Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.
Funny Words
19. Gongoozle
To leisurely watch the passage of boats from he bank of a canal, lock or bridge, to observe things idly. See also Lazy.
Funny Foods
20. Candwich
A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.