144 Entries Tagged “Made Up”
Funny Phobias
63. Equestriflatuphobia
The fear of horse farts. See also Flatulence, Horses, Made Up.
Funny Jobs
66. Fire Distinguisher
Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.
Funny Things
67. Pants Pocket Answering Machine
"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.