31 Entries Tagged “Pets”
Funny Sayings
11. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.
See also Pets.
Funny Things to Do
13. Go to a Pet Shop, Buy Some Bird Seed, then Ask How Long It'll Take for the Bird to Grow
See also Discustingisnotscary, Hilariouslybad, Pets, Pranks.
Funny Animals
15. Mini-Pigs
Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.
Funny Phrases
16. Cat's Dead. Details Later.
A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.
Funny Products
17. Snuggies for Dogs Shop
I suppose it was inevitable. See also Dogs, Pets, Unnecessary.
Funny Animals
18. Krypto the Superdog
Why would Superman name his dog after his weakness anyway? It's like calling a dog "steak knife". See also Cartoons, Dogs, Pets.
Funny Animals
19. A Dog Covering It's Face with It's Paws
The act of an embarrassed dog, but only in 80's sitcoms. See also Pets, Television.
Funny Animals
20. Bullshit
A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit. See also Pets, Profanity.