75 Entries Tagged “Profanity”
Funny Phrases
72. Assed Out
Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.
Funny Tattoos
73. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke
Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.
Funny Jobs
74. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks
This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.