35 Entries Tagged “Religion”
Funny Songs
21. What If God Was One of Us?
What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.
Funny Things to Do
24. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Euphemisms
26. The Vatican Roulette
Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.
Funny Euphemisms
27. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Things
28. Frisbeetarianism
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.
Funny Things to Do
30. Bloody Winkum
Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.