35 Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Songs

21. What If God Was One of Us?

What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

22. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

23. The Mediocre Musicians Who Team Up as Your Church's Band

See also Music, Religion.

Added by sexpanther22 on September 21, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

24. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

25. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

26. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

28. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

29. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

30. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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