25 Entries Tagged “Candy”
Funny Foods
21. Freshen Up Gum Shop
Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up as “The Gum That Goes Squirt”. See also 80's, Candy, Innuendo.
Funny Foods
23. Turkish Delight Shop
Picasso used to eat Turkish delight once a day. This does not mean, however, that it tastes good. See also Candy, Turkish.
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25. Nerds Shop
People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds. See also Candy.