73 Entries Tagged “Scatological”

Funny Sayings

61. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

62. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

63. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

64. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

65. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

66. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

67. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

68. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

69. Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

70. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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