73 Entries Tagged “Flatulence”
Funny Euphemisms
61. To Have the Vapors
To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.
Funny Nicknames
62. Zeus Toots
For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.
Funny Words
63. Borborygmous
The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.
Funny Advice
64. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
Funny Quotes
65. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."
And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.
Funny Toys
66. Flarp
A liquid-like substance. It is sold in plastic containers and when you put your hand in the container, the bubbles in the substance make a fart. See also Flatulence.
Funny Things
67. Anorexic Farts
There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.
Funny Things to Do
69. Crop Dusting
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.
Funny Words
70. Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.