39 Entries Tagged “French”

Funny Quotes

11. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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Funny Places

12. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

13. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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Funny Places

14. Anus, France

"Populated place" in Burgundy. See also French, Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

15. Y

A village in France with 29 inhabitants. See also French.

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Funny Euphemisms

16. Paris Teepee

In case you forget the words for Eiffel Tower. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

17. Devenir Chêvre

French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.

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Funny Insults

18. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

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Funny Sayings

19. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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Funny Things

20. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot

Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.

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