38 Entries Tagged “Fruits”
Funny Anti-Jokes
22. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?
A strawberry. See also Fruits.
Funny Insults
23. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Anti-Jokes
24. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?
They're different fruits. See also Fruits.
Funny Quotes
25. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
26. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday
Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.
Funny Drinks
28. Apple Beverage
The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.