I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.
Process by which Chicago politicians carried homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Politics.
Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.
"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.
Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.